You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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