Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I don't deserve a penis
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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