i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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