oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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