I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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