next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
no. you can't hotbox the world.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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