Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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