Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
where are you?
Hypothermia
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
