yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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