I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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