Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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