Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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