How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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