Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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