Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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