If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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