Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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