dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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