I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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