Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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