Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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