Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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