why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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