I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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