whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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