How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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