butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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