Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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