There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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