yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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