Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
i believe in u and ur pee
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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