I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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