his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
