I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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