I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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