had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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