Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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