Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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