4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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