dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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