Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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