If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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