he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I cut my penus on the lid.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
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i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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