How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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