nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
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I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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