you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
the day after is always just damage control
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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