nut hugger
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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