wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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