im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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