I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
