brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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