what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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