Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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