Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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