yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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