google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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