I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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