you would pick up someone in the library
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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