I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She's JV to your varsity
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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