guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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