You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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